Funny

What is it about being a lead guitarist that means you can’t just stay in tune?

Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither are great bass players.

Pay him for the pizza

But when I do, everyone leaves to get a drink

Chuck Norris doesn’t play the bass. The bass plays for Chuck Norris.

Oh, is it really that simple?

There really is nothing better than some great Bass Faces

Listen, we don’t mean to be too rough on everyone that slaps a sticker on their bass, but when you’ve invested more in stickers than you have in the instrument you may want to step away from the stickers.

Oh, you play the guitar?